What You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Belayer

More climbing humour…

WHAT YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR FROM YOUR BELAYER:

“You climbing ont he blue or red rope?”

“Jesus Christ!” or “Oh F***” and similar profanity.

“~zzz~zzz~zzz cough, cough… zzzzzz”

Nothing!

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| Out for lunch |

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And just when you’re at the big crux:
“You’re off belay!”

“Man, this rope needs to be retired.”

His problems with his spouse about climbing.

“There’s a snake in that crack just above you!”

A big roar and heavy footsteps hurrying up a tree.

“Man, I’ve got the gri-gri on backwards.”

“Man, this reverso is confusing me.”

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